Snow Shorts

The cold weather is just around the corner, and already the summer clothes are being moved into clearance. But just because the warm, lighter clothes are cheaper doesn't mean you should wear them. When there is snow on the ground, you should not continue wearing athletic shorts because they look  "cool." There is nothing "cool" about freezing your ass off to maintain your masculinity. You don't need any fancy pants, sweatpants or joggers are just fine. But please, cover yourself. No one wants to have to hear you complain because you're cold or you got frost bite on your knee caps. It's Michigan after all.